Simon Cabaret Phuket

Simon Cabaret is Phuket’s famous ladyboy cabaret — a polished, family-friendly variety show of lip-synced musical numbers, elaborate costumes and set pieces from around the world, staged in an intimate theatre near Patong. Shows typically run in the early evening. We book seats and can arrange transfers from our TAT-licensed family shop in Chalong (licence No. 34/03373).

What is the show like?

Simon Cabaret is a sit-down theatre show, not a nightclub act. The performers — Thailand’s celebrated
ladyboy (kathoey) cast — lip-sync and dance through big musical routines, comedy sketches and glamorous
country-themed numbers, backed by lavish sets, lighting and costume changes. It runs a little over an hour, is suitable for
all ages, and the humour is broad and visual, so language is never a barrier.

What are the cabaret etiquette and photo rules?

This is where guests most often want a local’s guidance, so here is exactly how it works. During the show,
photography and video are generally not allowed — staff will remind you, and it keeps the theatre dark and the
spectacle sharp. The photos happen after the finale: the cast lines up outside the theatre, and this is your
moment for pictures with the performers. It is customary and appreciated to offer a small tip (a note, not
coins) when you photograph a performer — think of it as thanking a professional artist for their time, and have a little
cash ready. Applause during numbers is welcome; flash and standing in aisles is not. Dress is smart-casual; it can be
cool inside, so bring a light layer.

Is this show right for you?

Simon Cabaret suits couples, groups of friends and families alike — it is one of the few Phuket night shows that is
genuinely all-ages. It is not the choice if you are expecting live singing (it is lip-synced by design) or an adult
late-night bar show. If you want a cultural, story-driven spectacular instead, compare it with
Siam Niramit or Phuket FantaSea.

When does it run and how do you plan the evening?

There are usually several sittings across the early evening. Because the theatre is compact, popular sittings sell out in
high season, so we suggest booking a day or two ahead and arriving 30–45 minutes early for the best seats. Guests
arrange their own transport to the theatre near Patong, or ask us and we will help organise a transfer. Whatever sitting you
choose, message us for that day’s availability — it changes.

How do you book?

We hold your seats and you settle simply — no online payment needed. See our other
Phuket entertainment shows, or drop by our Chalong shop and
we will sort your tickets. Message us on WhatsApp for tonight’s price and seat availability.

What are the show times and how do you get there?

Simon Cabaret typically runs several sittings across the early evening, so there is usually a slot that fits around dinner or a day
at the beach. The theatre sits near Patong on the west coast; guests generally make their own way there, but if you would rather not
deal with taxis we can help arrange a transfer. Because the auditorium is intimate, the good central seats go first in high season,
so we suggest confirming a day or two ahead and arriving early. Whatever sitting you take, message us for that day’s availability
— it genuinely changes night to night.

Why book your cabaret seats through us?

We are a family-run, TAT-licensed shop at Chalong Circle, and we have sent countless guests to this show over the years. That means
we can tell you honestly which sitting suits your evening, roughly where the good seats are, and exactly how the after-show photos and
tipping work so nothing catches you out. We hold your seats for your date with no online pre-payment, and you are always talking to a
real person who can adjust plans if your day runs long. Ask us on WhatsApp for tonight’s price and seat availability, or drop into the
shop and we will sort it across the counter.

Insider tips from our Chalong shop

How our regulars get the most out of a Simon Cabaret evening:

• Book a day or two ahead in high season — the intimate theatre fills up and central seats go first.
• Arrive 30–45 minutes early to settle in and get the best available seats.
• Keep some small notes ready for tipping performers during the after-show photos outside.
• Do not try to film during the show; enjoy it live and save your camera for the finale line-up.
• Bring a light layer — the auditorium is strongly air-conditioned.
• Sort your own transport to the theatre near Patong in advance, or ask us to arrange a transfer.

Frequently asked questions

Can I take photos during Simon Cabaret?

Photography and video are not permitted during the performance. After the finale the cast lines up outside the theatre for photos, and that is the time to take pictures with the performers.

Should I tip the performers?

Yes, it is customary. When you photograph a performer after the show it is polite to offer a small cash tip as a thank-you, so keep a few notes handy.

Is Simon Cabaret suitable for families and children?

Yes. It is a costume-and-dance variety show suitable for all ages, with broad visual comedy rather than adult content.

Do the performers sing live?

No. The show is lip-synced to recorded music by design, which is standard for this style of cabaret and lets the focus stay on costumes, choreography and staging.

Is transport to the theatre included?

Tickets are sold on their own and guests usually arrange their own transport to the theatre near Patong. Ask us and we can help organise a transfer for your group.

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